*jean grey dies and comes back to life multiple times and is now dead but still kinda alive and she still pops up to save the x-men every now and again and then goes back to the being dead but not quite*
white people: okay yes very sensible !
*batman is killed instantly after being obliterated by an intergalactic warlord but is later revealed to be alive after time traveling to the past and returns to gotham to be batman once again*
white people: yes ! so easy to comprehend !
*beast of the present day x-men brings their younger selves from the past into their current time stream to stop total mutant genocide from taking place and reveals that the space time continuum will probably remain intact due to the fact that he believes it is a conscious being that decides what to do with itself*
white people: amazing ! everything makes so much sense !
*marvel announces the new captain america will be black*
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